Laura Sees Movies: Snow White and the Huntsman

I'm thrilled to say I finally saw a movie early enough in it's release to actually review before it's way too late and no one cares anymore. Although I did see Cabin in the Woods and The Avengers and highly recommend seeing them both. I also saw Mirror Mirror and highly recommend never seeing that.

Snow White and the Huntsman is an interesting take on our classic Snow White tale. It has that Batman Begins quality of taking something we consider fantastical or imaginary and examining it under a realistic gritty lens. Most the Grimm Fairy Tales have potential for this type of exploration since the original written stories tend to be on the gruesome side and have mostly been white washed by Disney.

I like that Kirsten Stewart (it's fine, go ahead and judge me, I'm not alone, other people like her too ok?) I also LOVE Charlize Theron (a huge dog activist, go Charlize!) and Chris Hemsworth is just stupid handsome. I mean, it's just ridiculous. My heart has beaten for him ever since loving Thor.

This dark movie is filled with stunning visuals. The way the queen's magic and the 'dark army' is manifested on screen is incredibly creative and beautiful, it's definitely the highlight of the film. I would even say the images are so striking that's it's actually worth seeing on the big screen.

However, some of the attempt to make this movie less of an annoying fairy tale falls short. There is an effort to blend extreme seriousness with a few jokes that doesn't quite work. It's too bad because if they'd managed to meld those energies this would have been a great movie. Instead it's just good, with a few laugh lines seeming awkwardly out of place and some serious moments coming off as ridiculously over handed.

Despite our heroine being a pants wearing leader of men it's hard to tell this tale as a feminist one since ultimately it's a story about one woman trying to kill another woman because she might be prettier. In this version that drive is portrayed by a mirror which we are led to believe might not be magic but is perhaps the evil queen's own hallucination, demonstrating even further the pressure women feel to look perfect forever, and how far our own insecurities can drive us.

It's an interesting exploration to give the queen such dark magical power and yet show that the iconic mirror may be nothing more than a useless piece of metal which she has imagined into driving her to destroy all young and beautiful women, due to her own self doubt and a desire to stay young and beautiful (and the power that comes with it). They also hint at a rape/kidnap story which originally planted this demon inside the queen who hates men and feels the need to punish them all for the one who originally destroyed her. It's fun and I enjoy seeing the softer side of villans, it's always compelling to humanize the bad guy and I was entertained by how they did it in this. Theron's performance pushes it over the top, she is so sympathetic as our antagonist that I actually felt sorry for her until they showed her wearing fur. (Then I was like, EVIL LADY! EVIL LADY!)

It seems that one of the goals here was to make Snow White something more than a useless princess and they do that, although it's limited realistically. When one has spent their entire life locked up in a tower, it's hard to imagine she's had much hand to hand combat training. This is something the ridiculously sexy Huntsman notices and teaches her one move, naturally it ends up being very important and ultimately what saves her. (Thank goodness there was a man around otherwise WHAT would've happened??)

Of course there's also the incessant story line of the appropriate nice guy she should probably be with verses the oh so bad boy who must be wrong, but naturally he would change his ways for the right woman. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT! Stop it, stop it! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I am thrilled to say that she does put her hair back in the final battle sequence. If I have to sit through one more action movie where the apparently badass woman has her hair in her face I will just vomit. As if! I can't even read a book with my hair in my face much less fight in an ancient war or take down an alien invasion. Come on, Hollywood!

There are too many horses falling down for me to truly enjoy this movie and there's even one scene where they are all trotting in that insane high stepping gait. From what I understand the horses have to be tortured to learn how to do because it is so unnatural. I found that upsetting and I am probably going to write a letter. There are also a lot of bird feathers and animal fur decorating sets but I'm just going to imagine it was all fake for peace of mind.

Again, this movie is entertaining, and extremely visual so it's definitely a fun watch, but don't forget to bring some salt. It is a fairy tale after all.

Laura Sees Movies: Oscar Predictions 2011

It's a wonderful night for Oscar!

It's that time of year. Usually my favorite time of year but unfortunately I did not get out to see as many movies as I'd hoped and the movies I did excitedly run out too did not made the cut this year. However, I still know the drill and it's always fun to make my predictions so here we go. I've only included the major award categories to keep this post from being as long as the show itself.

Actress in a Supporting Role

The Nominees:


Berenice Bejo, "The Artist"

Jessica Chastain, "The Help"

Melissa McCarthy, "Bridesmaids"

Octavia Spencer, "The Help"

Janet McTeer, "Albert Nobbs"

Who I think will win: Melissa McCarthy

Who I want to win: Melissa McCarthy

This is the only category I am making  a wildcard guess in because this is traditionally the academy's wildcard category. The most unpredictable wins are often for the actress in a supporting role statue (although supporting actor can be an unexpected win as well) and the one category I always take a risky guess with is this one. Also might I add that I would just LOVE to see Melissa McCarthy win, her performance in Bridesmaids is one to be remembered and it would be delightful to see her honored for it.

However, it is possible that I'm wrong and that Octavia Spencer will win. I hated The Help but I would never disparage her performance, she is an excellent actress. I'd also like to give a shout out to vegan nominee Jessica Chastain. You rock Jessica!

Actor in a Supporting Role

The Nominees:


Kenneth Branagh, "My Week With Marilyn"

Jonah Hill, "Moneyball"

Nick Nolte, "Warrior"

Christopher Plummer, "Beginners"

Max von Sydow, "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close"

Who I think will win: Christopher Plummer

Who I want to win: Kenneth Branagh

Christopher Plummer seems on track to take this award and honestly, his performance in Beginners aside, he deserves it. Considering he is widely regarded as the finest actor without an Oscar nod this could very well be his time and it would be a delight to see him take the statue.

I'm rooting for Branagh because I thought he was breathtaking as Olivier. Particularly because I felt he honestly expressed his own self doubt as a movie star through this role as he simultaneously honored this man with his performance. It was hilarious to see Olivier starring and directing this film within the film, something Branagh is known and often mocked for doing. A wonderfully insightful performances, definitely one of my favorites this year. My Week With Marilyn was also one of my favorite movies this year, I'm a huge Marilyn fan and I just loved the story and how they told it.

Actor in a Leading Role

The Nominees:


Demian Bichir, "A Better Life"

George Clooney, "The Descendants"

Jean Dujardin, "The Artist"

Gary Oldman, "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy"

Brad Pitt, "Moneyball"

Who I think will win: Jean Dujardin

Who I want to win: Ryan Gosling

Despite some buzz (and by buzz I mean Brett Easton-Ellis drunk tweeting) that Clooney is getting a lot of votes, the real winner this year is The Artist and I think Dujardin's performance is one of those secured wins for this film. He's truly the star of this movie while only delivering one line. That is the sort of performance that wins awards. I can only hope Uggie will join him onstage for the acceptance speech.

I want Ryan Gosling to be nominated and then to win for his performance in Drive. But whatever. Let's just look at this instead. 

Actress in a Leading Role

The Nominees:


Glenn Close, "Albert Nobbs"

Viola Davis, "The Help"

Rooney Mara, "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo"

Meryl Streep, "The Iron Lady"

Michelle Williams, "My Week With Marilyn"

Who I think will win: Meryl Streep

Who I want to win: Viola Davis

This one is tough for me because I honestly do believe there is a 50/50 shot at this category. Viola Davis could easily walk away with the win here but something about that performance in The Iron Lady makes me hesitate. Unfortunately, the structure of The Help does not offer the brilliant Ms. Davis much support either as she is arguably not the protagonist of the film. I was frankly surprised to see her in the Best Actress categories as I fully expected her to be nominated in supporting. Honestly I do believe if she was up for supporting she would take it in a landslide. However, against Meryl in one of her most insane performances, I think it's a tougher call. But I'm here to make predictions and I have to put my money somewhere so I'm putting it on Streep. The odds are rough in this category though so don't be surprised if I'm wrong. I'll be happy if I am.

Directing

The Nominees:


Michel Hazanavicius, "The Artist"

Alexander Payne, "The Descendants"

Martin Scorsese, "Hugo"

Woody Allen, "Midnight in Paris"

Terrence Malick, "The Tree of Life"

Who I think will win: Michel Hazanavicius

Who I want to win: Michel Hazanavicius

The Artist was not my favorite movie last year but it is a great movie. The execution, how we saw it, how it came out on film, and primarily how it was directed, is why. It is not a great story, nor is it a format we've never seen before. But to reboot a format that is long retired, and make it feel fresh yet classic, is a feat indeed. And as I've said before, I fully expect The Artist to be the movie carrying the broom stick Sunday night.

Best Picture

The Nominees:

"War Horse"

"The Artist"

"Moneyball"

"The Descendants"

"The Tree of Life"

"Midnight in Paris"

"The Help"

"Hugo"

"Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close"


Who I think will win: The Artist

Who I want to win: The Artist

I'm laying all my cards out and my bet is with The Artist this year. I also think they will take Original Score, Original Screenplay, Cinematography, Costume Design, and Art Direction. It's a good movie and a safe choice for Hollywood. While seemingly different and adventurous, it is still a classic love story that any audience member can enjoy. Not unlike last year's winner, no one will mind watching this flick take home all the gold, and everyone can shrug and say, yep, it was great. Yay.

Honestly given the list of nominations, I think The Artist deserves it. There are other great movies on this list but this one is certainly the most unique and refreshing. I do wish Oscar would grow some balls and honor some darker stories, but given our economy and general social climate it's no surprise we've been embracing uplifting films the last few years. 

I apologize if these predictions are a little boring, as I realize I've chosen The Artist for the majority of them but I honestly believe it's going to take the majority of the categories and I'm trying to help you win the pool here.

Personally, I am super bummed there was nothing for Drive, especially for Albert Brooks (who I actually loved, believe it or not, more than Ryan Gosling). There are performances I was riveted by in Like Crazy, Weekend, Young Adult, and Cedar Rapids as well. My absolute favorite movie from last year, The Future, nobody saw, and there are a bunch of movies that I still need and want to see such as Carnage, We Need to Talk about Kevin, Melancholia, and Take Shelter. Many of this films have praised performances that are perhaps being overlooked here as well and if I had gotten my tush to the movie theater a little more I would've been able to bitch about this properly. None the less, I'll be sure to tune in tonight to see if Billy Crystal is still funny. I think he probably is. 

Laura Sees Movies: The Artist

The Artist. Widely regarded as the front runner for all of the major Oscars (and the nominees haven't even been announced yet) this film is getting a lot of attention. It has an unheard of 97% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and has been called, dazzling, close to perfection, innovative, ravishing, charming, beautifully shot, etc.

I agree. The Artist is a fabulous movie. Wonderfully entertaining, sweet, moving, and very funny. When I headed down to the Angelica to see a silent film, I was certainly not expecting to laugh the way I did. I was pleasantly surprised.

The performances are excellent, the costumes are gorgeous, and it also features the best musical score I've heard in ages. However it should be noted that the composer utilizes some preexisting music from other film scores and there is a touch of drama surrounding that subject.

The Artist is a true homage to cinema, and movie lovers like myself appreciate nothing more.  There is a unique element to watching a movie made in the fashion of a classic. I had a lot of fun seeing a silent movie on the big screen, something I had never done, and found the style and execution to be perfect for this story. A fairly ground breaking format for Hollywood (or maybe not since all they did was re-boot an 80 year old format) the film feels fresh and different. Mostly because we never get to see movies like this anymore.

Despite all this, I found the story to be quite simple, predictable, and without risk. Although a sweet love story, I was notably more emotional over our protagonist's relationship with his dog, another example of silence working in The Artist's favor, the unspoken love they share was clear and most powerful.

I'm not sure why I'm surprised, but I'm disappointed that this is the film everyone is up in arms about. I know that my preference for a darker movie is my own but I do wish people would get a little more daring with their storytelling. The Artist is very daring in it's execution but plays it safe with it's story. I demand more, Hollywood. I want more.

That being said. The Artist is a lovely movie.

Laura Loves Movies: Top 5 Vegan Flicks 2011

I wanted to do some sort of end-of-the-year round up, and although I'm sure I'll analyze and complain about all the awards nominees once Oscar's are announced, I figured, why not talk about the animals? I was absolutely thrilled to make this is list, mostly because it was such a great year for vegan movies.

Here are my top 5 favorite film experiences that I had last year watching movies that I felt carried a message (in one way or another) for the animals. Be sure to check them all out! IMMEDIATELY!

 1) Vegucated- I LOVE THIS MOVIE! By far the best documentary I've seen in ages, Vegucated is hilarious, entertaining, informative, and well paced. I would recommend this engaging movie to any viewer, vegan or non. This film's intention is clear-cut and persuasive. I can hardly wait to see how many people it affects. Vegucated gets my number one spot on this list because I truly enjoyed it as a movie, vegan ideals aside. Vegan ideals not aside, I couldn't agree more with its approach and execution. Bravo Vegucated!!

**Vegucated DVDs are available via it's website. It is also available to purchase and rent via itunes. It will soon be available for streaming on Netflix too.

 2) Contagion- This blockbuster is jam packed with celebrities and follows the outbreak of a deadly and highly contagious virus which is quickly spreading across our planet. Unsure of how it started, the CDC springs into investigative action and as we are riveted by what happens to our beloved characters, as we are held captive by the unknown origin of this fatal disease. Two moments stand out as startlingly anti-animal agriculture, one being when a CDC executive rolls his eyes at a government official who suspects the outbreak may be a weaponized version of the bird flu and responds, "No one has to weaponize the bird flu. The birds are doing that." The second is the ultimate payoff at the end of this delightfully scary movie when we learn the point of the illness's origin. Be sure to check out this chilling flick, a horrifying romp, with a sharp commentary on the way we eat.

3) Forks Over Knives- I could hardly make a 2011 vegan films list and not include this one. It's impossible to sum up all the acclaim this documentary has received, but for starters check out this wonderful no-nonsense review by Roger Ebert. This film which is essentially an on-screen adaptation of The China Study, took what is admittedly a difficult to read, dry book, and made an extremely accessible, relevant, and easy to understand documentary. It has also been cited as the deciding factor in the announcements of Russel Brand, Ozzy Osbourne, and Eliza Dusku's conversion to a vegan diet. I ranked this film at 3 for two reasons. First, I think it's a little boring. Second, they make zero comments about animal welfare so it's message is not my favorite. But really, who cares?! Look at the difference it's made already. You rock Forks Over Knives!

**Forks Over Knives is available for streaming on Hulu Plus and Netflix. You can also buy it via their website. 

4) No Gano (You Can't Win)- No Gano is an extraordinary 12 minute documentary short about cockfighting in Puerto Rico. I had the pleasure of viewing this powerful film at a screening.  Simply and beautifully executed by Jorge Torres-Torres I was startled and touched by it's message. The images of suffering birds are incredibly potent and a glimpse into this dark world is a compelling one.

**Unfortunately I do not know of a way you can see this film as of right now. I will update this page if I become aware of an option.

5) Rise of the Planet of the Apes- What? She put this silly movie on there? YOU'RE DANG RIGHT I DID. I just saw this movie for the first time recently and all I can say is that it is exciting, fun, creative, action packed, and absolutely FILLED with animal love. There were no animals used in the movie at all (RIGHT ON HOLLYWOOD) yet the apes look amazingly lifelike. It also has an extreme anti-vivisection message. Even the character you feel may prefer life as a human companion eventually realizes his fate lies in the wild and breaks free of his civilian restraints, all the while leaving us to believe he does truly love the humans who raised him. Seriously! SO FUN. Watch it before you hate on it. James Franco is sexy.


Did I miss anything? Please let me know! I'd love to hear which movies tickled your vegan bone in 2011. 

Laura Sees Movies: The Muppets

The Muppets!!!!

Honestly, I had mixed reactions when I first heard this movie was underway. I was initially apprehensive mostly due to Jim Henson's death, and Frank Oz's lack of involvement, but I was intrigued when I heard that Jason Segal was writing it, solely based on my enjoyment of his Sarah Marshall vampire puppet musical.


The Muppets as written by Jason Segal works quite well. It is entertaining, sweet, hilarious, adorable, and chock full of fun celebrity cameos (as expected). Without any spoilers I will just say I was awful excited to see that waitress.

A traditional musical, this movie embraces the honest emotional conflict about the idea of a new Muppet movie on the big screen. Should we? Do we still want to see a Muppet movie? Should we let sleeping Muppets lie? Maybe their time has passed and there won't be an audience for it anymore? Will we wreck everything with this if it sucks? Yet no one can deny how loveable our Muppets are, everyone has a favorite (mine is Pepe), and we will always want to see more.

The point is, the true heart in this tickling movie, is that it takes our beloved Muppets of the past and tells this new story with the weight of the material in hand. At no point do you feel the Muppets are being violated or that anything is "wrong." Granted, it's not our traditional old Muppets and honestly, it never will be due to the change in voice artists. None the less, Jason Segal honors the Muppets with this script, his love letter to their legacy.

Go see it. I love The Muppets. And I want to hug Jason Segal.

Laura Sees Movies: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Well this is it. The review you all have been waiting for. The Twilight film tetralogy is peaking with the final book that I've been told by readers "get weird." Many people have told me Breaking Dawn is "terrible," "my least favorite of the books," "jumps the shark," "takes a left turn," etc.

I, having read the summary of the Twilight book series on Wikipedia once by accident, was aware it was about to graduate to a significantly more adult level, however, I was curious how they would handle it on screen. After all, their bread and vegan butter is a teenage audience, and violent vampire sex plus the birth of a demon baby seem like R material to me.

No worries Team Jacob fans. Taylor Lautner's shirt comes off in the first 10 seconds of the movie. Seriously.

SPOILER ALERT: the dialogue is terrible. Honestly sometimes I can't believe these were ever books. To enjoy the Twilight series purely as a set of bad vampire teen movies is one thing but every time I remember someone actually read this drivel I get super depressed.

Breaking Dawn showcases the authors socially conservative beliefs even more than the previous stories. They wait for marriage to have sex, and once pregnant, Bella is horrified at the idea of an abortion and hardly considers it. Edward constantly dominates Bella and the most annoying thing Twilight does is hide this sexism under the guise of romance. It was easier for me to take it's blatant disregard for women lightly when it's just sexy boys fighting over having tense unfulfilled moments around a girl, but now that marriage and babies are involved it gets too deep and honestly I think the message these movies send is probably doing more harm than good.

Teenagers adore these boys because they say amazing things and that's quite powerful before you've learned how much people will lie. They're also hot. It's all sexy all the time and Bella, although exceptionally beautiful, is very much an every girl. I absolutely understand the obsession with this phenomenon. If I was younger, or maybe less bitter, I would be right there with those screaming teens.

Still, if I had a demon baby inside me, I don't think I would carry it to term, especially if it was killing me. And I wouldn't let my vampire husband boss me around either just because he might drink my blood.

Whatever. Robert Pattinson's hair looks good, Taylor Lautner is almost old enough for me to stop feeling guilty for wanting to slap him with my panties, and we are finally headed toward the payoff that the previous films have been so dramatically building up. Luckily part 2 is released in one year and then hopefully all these young fans will realize that people can be full of it and that Stephanie Meyer wove some really sick messages into her fiction.

It's a polarizing feeling to love terrible movies and simultaneously hate the message one is sending to young female minds. It's probably not doing nearly as much damage and I imagine.

Laura Sees Movies: Like Crazy

I am extremely fond of this movie.

My favorite movies list for 2011 is quite short, and Like Crazy has made the cut. An incredibly down to earth, refreshingly honest piece that portrays a complicated journey. A literal and simple examination of trying to make long distance work, Like Crazy minces no words, and is no fairy tale.

This couple is presented with the obstacle of attempting to maintain a relationship when our British heroine, Anna, driven by her passion for our American hero, Jacob, violates her student visa by staying a few months past it's expiration. Following this incident, our lovers are kept apart by inconvenience, red tape, and new sexual relationships with people who aren't halfway across the world.

Two young people are as capable of deep love as anyone, and you hope for our sweet couple throughout. However, you empathize with their attempts to have a normal life as well. As you watch, it's impossible to know what's best for anyone, and naturally, you begin to wonder if location is more powerful than love. Maybe hearts eventually travel to wherever our feet are, even if that's not necessarily where we would like them to be.

Without any spoilers I will say that the ending will surprise you, but Like Crazy does not have anyone skipping out of the theater. The performances are excellent, the dialogue is lovely, and it is shot in a delightfully uncomplicated manner which compliments the realistic style. It's about love, really.

Laura Sees Movies: Drive

I know I should have posted this earlier in the week but I've been terribly lazy.

Drive is phenomenal. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It feels timeless as if you are finally getting around to seeing a movie you've always known was great. Classic.

I rushed out to see it last weekend due to trusted buzz and this outstanding review by Roger Ebert whose words rang in my head as I watched the film.

Extremely quiet, extremely violent, and extremely simple, this movie is perfectly executed. A story that leaves you wanting more yet provides all you require to be entirely captivated. Nothing is given away and all of our emotions are earned. Well done.

Drive will be remembered as one of this years most unique and refreshing movies. Finally!

Laura Sees Movies: Our Idiot Brother

Isn't Paul Rudd charming? Gosh he's doing so well these days. I am so happy for him. Honestly, I think he seems super nice.

Anyways, Our Idiot Brother is a pretty decent flick. I enjoyed it thoroughly and although it does not exactly paint it's female characters in an attractive light, it ultimately has a payoff that is worth the huff and puff.

The opening is set up perfectly with our protagonist selling weed to a uniformed officer. The scene is written so well and executed so perfectly, it's 100% believable and you immediately know that our hero, Ted, is a great guy who's only fault is that he has faith in people.

More of a statement on the world than upon the 'idiot' this movie is about how much we all forget how nice our lives actually are, how we take our families for granted, and how we make fun of the honest people who truly enjoy the simple things.

Ted is loyal, sweet, and fiercely honest. His sisters are not. His sisters, however, do not seem to be 'idiots' by society's standards and therefore thrive where Ted fails. It's an interesting movie about interesting people who seem real.

The only sore spot is how much they bothered to 'lesbian up' Rashida Jones with costumes for her role as Zooey Deschanel's girlfriend. Her entire 'look' just felt a bit pushed to me, but I suppose I'll let it slide.

Additionally, I must mention Kathryn Hahn's appearance as Ted's ex. Hilarious and steals every scene she is in, I cannot wait for her new sitcom to hit my TV, she is currently my favorite working actress.

A summer sleeper worth seeing, Our Idiot Brother is quite nice.

Laura Sees Movies: The Help

Emotionally manipulative and basically boring, The Help is an ok movie with great performances that has spurred much controversy. Kathryn Stockett's novel has been criticized, and mostly because it was written by her, a white woman, and the story is heavily about the struggle of black women. I don't blame people for getting worked up.

My problem with this film has not much to do with Kathryn Stockett's whiteness, although I do find it odd that she would desire to tackle this material, my problem is with the overall dullness of the story. All emotion and almost no heart, the story of Skeeter and her beloved maid is overshadowed by the side stories and crowded out by fillers.

As a viewer I desired so much more to see truly where Skeeter came from, why she felt so connected to her own maid as a mother figure and how that would drive her to write a book. Instead Skeeter is beautiful, yet we are supposed to believe she is plain, she is a strong single character, yet we are forced into an empty love story that goes nowhere, and mostly it seems that she simply gets lucky and her book happens to be a success. She lacks the strength and conviction I believe this character would have to possess to pull off this publication. This should truly be Skeeters story, and it is not successful. I didn't connect to her journey at all, and I was heavily distracted by all the more interesting stories she was surrounded by.

All of the acting is excellent, let me say that first and foremost. Viola Davis is, as ALWAYS, a powerhouse of truth, and shoots Aibileen's arrow straight into our hearts. Bring tissues. Emma Stone is great too, despite that lack of depth that has been written into her character. Bryce Dallas Howard is delightfully hate able, Sissy Spacek and Allison Janney both sneak in as scene stealing mothers, and my favorite performances belong to Jessica Chastain and Octavia Spencer whose touching story could have been a delightful movie all by itself.

There is too much happening, it all makes you cry, and yet it all feels meaningless. It lacks authenticity, and a genuine heartbeat. Dull, pushy, sappy, and too long, this movie is pretty lame. I'd love to say it was great, it had plenty of potential, but I wasn't happy for anyone at the end, nor did I care much what had happened. A wonderful display of great acting, it's a shame it had to come in such a crappy candy coating.

Laura Sees Movies: The Future

Miranda July's sweet and amazing new movie is showing in just a select few cities, but if you visit her website you can check out her blog and see where it's going to be.

This movie is just wonderful. I read several marvelous reviews before I saw it. That combined with my friend's fondness for Miranda July in general is what got us to go out.

I'm so glad we did. The movie is hard to describe in any way that could possibly do it justice but I will try. It is heart-wrenching, sweet, hilarious, complicated, sad, goofy, simple, and strange. The word I've heard several other reviews use is whimsical. Our heroine, Sophie, is so sympathetic I felt as though her struggles were mine. Her sweet boyfriend Jason is the same, someone I felt very connected to and understood.

The story is narrated by an alley cat who is currently under medical supervision in a shelter that Jason and Sophie have agreed to adopt. They realize taking in a sick cat will change their lives and decide to live it up the final month they have to themselves before he joins their family. The cat himself as a character moved me in the most surprising way. I adopted an alley cat myself this year and Pawpaw's journey gave me insight into her scarred soul and previous life on the streets in a way I'd never imagined. I was dying to come home and see her once the credits rolled.

This movie will touch your heart. It carries you off to a world that feels familiar as though it's happening somewhere we all have been. Lovely and powerful, it is by far the best movie I've seen this summer.

Laura Sees Movies: Captain America

Ok guys, I realize you all must think that all I do is see comic book movies and then develop huge crushes on the actors who play the heroes but lets be clear here. My crush on Captain America goes WAY back.

Well, my crush on Chris Evans goes way back. Sigh. C'est la vie. I could not love him more. Handsome, funny, and literally in this movie they have him play the nicest guy in the world and then use chemicals make him the hottest man in the world (kind of like the Stepford Wives except way better and for ladies). Oh dear lord. Be still my heart.

I want to talk about the movie here but it's difficult. I saw this on my birthday with two of my girlfriends, who are naturally also quite enamored of our protagonist due to his hysterical turn in Not Another Teen Movie. (that's right, this crush is 10 years old. take that Twi-hards. your Pattinson love has got nothing on my Evans love). I digress. We saw it in Times Square which is a terrible location to see a movie and a bunch of weird distracting stuff happened.

Before the movie started something major went down in an adjacent theater and all the managers and staff went running in, and then, during the movie, in the midst a major action sequence, someone threw a soda on us. Us and like half the other people in the place. It was definitely a large. A lot of people flipped so naturally, my attention was split. One girl even had the manager come in so she could complain in front of all of us in the middle of the movie.

Basically I spent the entire movie thinking about having sex with Chris Evans. Honestly I thought of little else. Except occasionally wondering who threw the coke and what kind of drama was happening next door.

I need to sum up. Did I like it? Hells yes, Chris Evan is so badass and he makes a great Captain America. His love interest was a highlight as well, played by Haley Atwell, an incredibly beautiful woman who actually looks like she consumes more than 800 calories a day and was believable as a solider herself. However, I can't in good conscience say that I have much of a clue as to what actually happened plot wise.

I will say this. After the credits there was another Avengers teaser, essentially an Avengers trailer. I think this Captain America flick was sort of a throw away for me (maybe Hollywood too? yes? no?) because basically we just needed his story to be set up so we can go watch the Avengers movie now. Which, for the record, looks phenomenal. SO EXCITED.

Laura Sees Movies: Cedar Rapids: Movies on a Plane Edition

Cedar Rapids. I was half interested in watching this when it came out, it looked funny enough, I like that Ed Helms, and I'm partial to anything that makes fun of small town life. (hint-I am from a small town)

I didn't see it for whatever reason, but it probably would have snuck on to my netflix queue eventually so I was glad to see it as an option on the digiplayer.

Cedar Rapids was much darker then I expected it to be, and honestly a lot more interesting. The dark vibe set in fairly early in the story as Ed Helms's character is chosen to go to Cedar Rapids for an insurance conference due to his fellow salesman's untimely death via autoerotic asphyxiation.

The stakes are high, especially given our leading man's innocent nature, and you quickly learn that he has entered a rough and tumble conference of his peers who operate with an attitude of "what happens at Cedar Rapids, stays at Cedar Rapids." Small town ideals are shattered, and the curtain is pulled back as our protagonist reveals the corruption of his professional superiors.

John C Reilly shines as an unhappy alcoholic, an almost unrecognizable Anne Heche is surprisingly sympathetic in an ugly role, and Alia Shawkat (remember Maeby from Arrested Development?) makes a standout appearance as a prostitute in an intense drug addled party sequence.

I enjoyed Cedar Rapids thoroughly. It has a star studded cast (did I mention Sigourney Weaver?) and it tells a classic story. A small town man goes head to head with the big city bad guys. Will he hold on to his ideals? Who wins in the end? Does it change him for better or for worse? I don't want to tell you cause it's good and I want you to watch it.

Yes Cedar Rapids. You are very interesting and I like you.

Laura Sees Movies: Diary of a Wimpy Kid-Roderick Rules: Movies on a Plane Edition

Diary of a Wimpy Kid! I LOVED this movie when I first saw it. Ironically I saw the original Diary of a Wimpy Kid on a plane because I thought it looked cute. I figured, eh, if it sucks, I'll switch to a different movie. IT DOES NOT SUCK! It's so cute and good and funny and Steve Zahn is in it! Love it!

Anyways, when I saw that there was a sequel coming out, Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules, I was super excited. I was glad to see so many other plane riders had enjoyed it too and I couldn't wait to go see it. Unfortunately, it's a little difficult to convince a friend to go see the sequel to a kids movie with you because you saw the original on a plane and are insisting that it was great, so I never caught it while it was in the theater. Take note that I wanted to though. Happily, I would have paid full theatre price to see this, I just didn't end up making it. You can imagine my thrill when I saw it was an option on my flight.

Roderick is our hero's older brother. This movie focuses on the relationship between the two boys and takes them through a few ups and downs. It does not start out strong. It seems a little corny and several moments in the opening sequences feel a bit forced. Hey kids, it's the same cast! Remember this guy? And so on.

However, as it gains momentum, the charm and genuine likability of the original movie returns. And as the meaning behind the title 'Rodrick Rules' is revealed, the fun begins. There are more young adult themes to this story, Greg has a crush on a pretty blonde girl, Rodrick and his family address his desire to be a professional musician, and there is a classic John Hughes-esque house party.

Overall I enjoyed it. There is a worth-the-wait payoff in the climax which despite all that has happened, causes you to fall back in love with Greg, Roderick, and their mom and dad. And a few of the seemingly forced moments make great callback jokes later which can almost allow me to forgive their awkward introduction.

I say watch it! Actually, watch the first one, cause it's amazing, and then if you like it, watch the second one. It's a solid sequel, it has all the qualities I loved from the original and told a new story at the same time. Part 2 is not as great, but if you love the original it's worth watching.

Laura Sees Movies: Crazy Stupid Love

Take it easy Ryan Gosling fans. I know you're excited.

Well, well, well, another romantic comedy. Actually I'm going to be bold and say that this movie, although quite funny, and definitely marketed as a traditional comedy, deals with some heavy stuff and feels more like a drama that makes you laugh then a standard comedy.

The preview sort of compounds all the laughing parts and makes it seem more fast paced and less intense then it actually is. Each of our characters is in love with someone. We don't always know who and we don't always know how it's going to work out but it's all about what love does to each individual.

I liked it. Steve Carell is wonderful and Julianne Moore is amazing too (duh). Their love story is the one I became the most attached too, and although many might complain about the inconclusive way it ends, I was quite touched and enjoyed their portrayal of a couple going through hard times. Authentic and sweet.

Ok, ok, ladies calm down. Of course I'm going to talk about the eye candy. I like that Ryan Gosling too. He's a good actor, albeit not exactly my type (although he could be depending on how tall he is. anyone know? I'm very shallow) I do easily see why he makes all the girls scream. His character falls for the beautiful Emma Stone. Those who know me know I am a big fan of this young lady. I think she is smart, interesting, and talented. I hope her career is blessed with long legs. Their romance might not be as juicy or as fleshed out as I had hoped, and part of me even thinks they could have had a movie of their own, but everything you do see is great.

Marisa Tomei is funny. The story line with the babysitter is funny. And a full fledged metrosexual Ryan Gosling giving Steve Carell fashion advice is very funny. There is also a wildly unexpected climactic scene which brings big laughs and simultaneously raises all of the emotional stakes.

Definitely worth watching. A moving, realistic portrayal of love, with some silliness thrown in for good measure. It sort of has too much going on and sort of doesn't flesh out the side love stories as much as I'd like, but the laughs are enough to make up for it.

Laura Sees Movies: Unknown: Movies on a Plane Edition

All righty. I recently flew home to visit my mom for her birthday and I watched a crapload of movies. I always fly Alaska Airlines because my dad is like the George Clooney from Up in the Air of Alaska Airlines and he gives me his miles PLUS they have a vegan box available for purchase on every flight. It's also gluten free, just fyi. Yeah Alaska Airlines!

Alaska, on long flights, has this awesome thing where you can rent a digiplayer which is essentially a little personal movie player and it usually has about 15-20 different movie options as well as tv shows and some games. My flight home is 2 movies long, so I watch 2 on the way there and 2 on the way back. Also, my mom is just like me and wants to watch a movie like every night so we watched a bunch of movies while I was there too.

The first one I want to talk about is Unknown.

A few things off the bat. I like Liam Neeson, I really like Diane Kruger, and the preview was intriguing. That's enough to get my viewership on a plane. Sold! BAM.

It was, well, um, ok I think. I'm weirdly mixed about this flick. My instinct is to say that it wasn't good but the other night I was describing things about it to my friend and she basically said I was making it sound really good and interesting. I mean, that made me think.

The pros: action packed, attention holding, awesome twist, great reveal of information, and the story is told in such a way that your journey as a viewer parallels with Liam Neeson's character as he unravels the meaning behind everything that's happening. It's all about what you see verses what you know. The unknown can make all the difference. (see? that sounds great, right?)

The cons: the second it was over I didn't give it a second thought (until I had a convo about it), I spent the entire time thinking that January Jones was that girl from Mad Men, and although it takes place in Germany, Diane Kruger doesn't play a German woman (um, what?), and most importantly, I didn't feel a thing. I mean, I was consistently interested, and again, impressed with the twist and how well it explained the entire thing but who cares? I liked Liam Neeson's character (but look! I can't even remember the character's name right now! Dr. something?) I liked Diane Kruger's character a lot, but they just don't get into anything interesting or personally emotional.

I never felt swept away, I never got worked up or excited about anything, nothing upset me much and I didn't care very much. That's a fail for me. Honestly, I'm pretty easy to get worked up in a movie. I'm a sucker. If I'm not crying, if I'm not clutching my chest and gasping, not many other people will be either. And although I was thinking and engaged the entire time, there weren't many moments that made the movie unique or gave me anything to walk away with. Nothing stayed with me. Except that the twist was flawless. It was far and away not what I predicted and there were no logistical holes. I love it when there are no holes in a good twist.

So it wasn't great. But it wasn't bad either. I guess I would say it's worth watching on a plane. Ha!

Laura Watches TV: Wilfred

I know I watch a lot of crap, and I talk about it a lot, but I wanted to take a moment to write about my new favorite show, and possibly one of the smartest shows on television right now, Wilfred. Airing Thursday nights on FX. Or Friday afternoons on Hulu if you're cable-less.

The basic premise seems almost based on mere convention. The dog, Wilfred, is seen by Elijah Wood's character, Ryan, as an adult Australian human in a dog suit. However, the rest of the universe just sees a dog, and Ryan seems fully aware that he is dealing with a real dog and never doubts that it is not a real dog, only immediately accepts that this is how he sees his new friend, Wilfred.

The most exciting aspect of this show is how the writers have managed to work this into reality, creating a place where I completely understand Ryan's hallucination, and my understanding of this creation actually adds to my enjoyment of the overall story.

The pilot opens with Ryan drafting the 3rd copy of his suicide note as he prepares to end his own life. (no spoilers here, this literally happens in the first ten seconds) This all night long failed attempt ends with Wilfred on his doorstep, led by the pretty girl next door. Their friendship begins.

This set up is essential to the true fabric of this show which is laid deeply under the hilarity that is the simple convention of a man who everyone treats like a dog. Not to mention a rude Aussie man in a ridiculous costume. However, as all of this obviously can not be literal, you realize that Wilfred is merely an extension of Ryan, a manifestation of choices he is too afraid to make himself.

Our suicidal Ryan has projected all of his life choices onto this dog, allowing him to remove the blame for his failures and also any glory for his successes. He has externalized his instincts and put them on the most adorable and innocent of creatures, removing any guilt or conflict as he works through his self-loathing and tries to build a new life. Ideally, one worth living.


You could also argue that Wilfred is a mostly bad influence on Ryan. Wilfred convinces Ryan to quit his job, blow off his family, and to rob a neighbors house. These all have extenuating circumstantial explanations but it doesn't even matter. We're tuned in to see what Wilfred will do next and ultimately, the most thrilling parts are whenever it comes together that Ryan is sick and doing this all to himself as he battles his depression and suicidal tendencies. What you're really watching is an intensely realistic portrayal of someone struggling through the basics of life and looking for a reason to live. He's created his reason in Wilfred.

I could go on, but we're only a few episodes into this new series and in my opinion it's an original exciting show that combines humor and psychology in a an awesome and refreshing way. It is a little hard to get over the whole, Elijah Wood was a hobbit thing but you should try. It's worth it.


(side note, how much does FX rock now? It's Always Sunny and now this? You go FX!)

Laura Sees Movies: Horrible Bosses

Horrible Bosses is great.

I was stoked for this movie mostly because I am a big fan of most of the cast. I think Charlie Day is unbelievably funny, I'm a huge It's Always Sunny fan, I adore Jason Bateman, and I am also Team Jennifer. Although this does conflict with my love of Angelina Jolie's humanitarian work and tattoos, but I digress.

Horrible Bosses is a riot and the plot is perfect for these rough economic times. Literally, given the market, it does actually seem plausible that plotting to kill your horrible boss would be easier than looking for a new job.

It also seems that the boys, Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, and Jason Sudekis all went to improv town and basically filled the script with terrific one-liners. Not to take anything away from the writing but their fingerprints seem to be all over most of the take away laugh lines.

Go see it. It's delightful and hilarious. Is it the funniest movie I've ever seen? Nope. But I loved it and I would see it again in a heartbeat. Thoroughly enjoyable, silly, a fun romp. Jamie Foxx makes a radically funny appearance as well.

Seriously, get a big bag of popcorn and go as soon as you can. A full theater full of loud laughs will make it more fun. Twizzlers too.

Laura Sees Movies: Thor

This guy is hot. I know women throw that word around a lot, but I am serious. This dude is the real kind of hot. He looks like a man and he's huge.

Take note. This movie is directed by Kenneth Branagh. DOESN'T THAT CHANGE EVERYTHING??!!! So fun.



Naturally, now that you know this, the movie has a super dramatic, almost Shakespearean quality, and it's awesome. It's all camp, but I think it's perfect. I've heard some people say this movie sucked, but I'm just imagining they have a bad personal relationship with Kenneth Branagh or they didn't know he directed it. Or they hate fun.

In contrast to the terrible exposition in The Green Lantern this flick weaves the  exposition into the fabric of the overall story. Basically the back story that explains Thor, who he is, and what world he comes from, runs parallel to the planet earth story line so you don't feel spoon fed or confused, it's all just part of the movie.

I need to mention that the main reason I enjoyed this so much is largely in part to Natalie Portman's performance. (and Chris Hemsworth's sexiness). In this, much like Liv Tyler's performance in the Marvel Hulk, you are 100% sold that this young lady exists, and that she would fall in love with this guy. For some reason, lame ass chicks in movies can really bring it down. Natalie Portman's a badass. I hope she goes back to being vegan now that her cookie demanding baby is born. It raises her badassness level.

Anyways I say go see it! That's right, I liked it that much. I thought it was fun, silly, and has some great laugh lines, and awesome action scenes. There's also another Avengers teaser after the credits so don't leave the theater.

Laura Eats Food: Red Bamboo is Delicious!

My second guest post for Vegansaurus is up. Read it!

Guest post: Vegansaurus NYC: Red Bamboo is Delicious!
Just for the record, I think that Vegansaurus is a hilarious and awesome website and you should be reading it already. If you don't want to, just read my posts! I'm so flattered that they like me! 

Love, Laura